Sunday, July 31, 2011

Another Party

The Halloween caption is a classic (maybe even a cliché), but what more can you expect from the only day of the year when any sissy can go out without any societal repercussions?

Maybe it's time to pick another random day where you'll dress to express your inner girl without worrying about what others think? I know of somewhere that recommends January 30th (I guess only the lucky Australian sissies will get the good summer dresses, then).

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Eyes on Unibrow

Eyes define a face. Large eyes sparkle with femininity, while squinting, sunken eyes menace with masculinity. So it's no surprise that a majority of make-up targets the eyes. Eye shadow, eyeliner, mascara, lash extensions...

But the eyebrows are often overlooked - dressed up with an eyebrow pencil and forgotten. You can sculpt your eyebrows into a beautiful feminine arch by waxing or tweezing undesirable hairs away (although they will grow back).

Even bushy eyebrows can be tantalizingly feminine if you shape them right. So here you go, an excellent guide to plucking some of those unnecessary hairs away.

Sissy Station had a fitting assignment, but it seems to go down more often than a cock-crazed sissy. Don't worry, you don't need to pluck everything all at once and risk having coworkers notice your emerging beauty.

So here's an assignment: for the next month pluck 3 - and only 3 - eyebrow hairs each day until you have shaped your eyebrows perfectly (start from the bottom, not the top). That way the change will slowly evolve over weeks. People you see and meet with regularly won't notice anything - although people you see randomly in the street might spot your beautiful feminine eyebrows.

You could end up with shapely, pretty eyebrows just like Sarina!

(...You are looking at her eyebrows right, sissy?)

Friday, July 29, 2011

Decision Time!

What would you choose?

Swallow or splash all over your face? Or maybe you're a bit embarrassed and it might be time to try to run away (how well can you run in heels, sissy? :D )...

I felt like we hadn't had enough beautiful nude bodies and beautiful cocks. I'll have to remedy this in the next few days. This is also the first caption in the 2nd person ("you" do stuff); I know they're not everyone's load of cum (to coin a euphemism), but I enjoy them and I hope you do to!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Optimism (Poster)

A positive outlook couldn't hurt.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Communication is Key

Communication is important in relationships. Although depending on what you really want not speaking may be just as important as speaking.

Also yesterday was the blog's first day with over 100 viewers, so welcome and thanks to all the sissies coming to visit (and anyone else, too!). Seeing someone get here with the search "natalienne sissy" is birthday present enough for me!

Regular Fap Roulette

So it was my birthday and I figured I'd follow the German tradition of giving out small gifts to colleagues. Of course, this isn't very sissy related (unless you roll just right). So I'll get something more sissy-appropriate to post today for you girls, too.

Since 4chan seems to be overflowing with fap roulettes that claim to be the "ultimate" fap roulette, but really only have 1 or 2 similar options. I decided to make one a bit more versatile.

Now it's actually a gamble for what you'll end up with.

Do you remember your inner girl's birthday? Maybe it's time you did; she deserves a special something, too!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Accession (Poster)

Accession is a great word because it can mean admittance, addition and acceptance. 

You could give accession to your sissification and admit that you are trying to be the best sissy you can be. You could accept the accession of your femininity physically (for example: breasts) and spiritually (a female voice for your conscience).With enough labor and perseverance you might even be an accession to womankind - an addition to the fairer sex.

I guess if your sissy personality is as a librarian or lawyer you could also be using it to refer to expanding your collection of materials.

Do something for the female you today!

Monday, July 25, 2011

Sissy Training Roulette 2

As promised, here is another fap roulette. Hopefully the heavier focus on feminization and the design change is an improvement for most people.

(Check the first fap roulette posting if you need more information on how they work)

If you are unfamiliar with dubs, trips and quads: these are when the last numbers of your post/roll are the same (2 of the same, 3 of the same, and 4 of the same, respectively). E.g. if your post number is 102945999 then you have trips - 999.

For Easy Mode: Instead of having a W and X, if Z is even do your W for a week, if Z is odd do your X for a week.

Happy rolling, sissies! Just make sure you follow through...

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Online Sissy Quizzes

Find out what sort of sissy you are. There's a wide variety to aspire to! Do you just want to be a pretty princess at home, dressing to express your femininity and innocence? Do you aspire to become a beautiful girl in both thought and body, improving yourself for yourself? Do you dream of being submissive and serving, sucking cock and drinking creamy cum? Do you see yourself as a feminized tool of others, a toy for the amusement of your betters? Or even something else!?

Or maybe you're a bit of an indecisive sissy, switching from one role to the next. That's okay too - as long as you're the girl you deserve to be. Here are a few quizzes that might help you decide.

Sissy Quizzes

Enlighten your inner sissy. Just what is your girly purpose? Of course, if you just like expressing your feminine side you might be best off with a few fashion quizzes or femininity quizzes.

What kind of sissy are you?

Decent variations in questions (at least in relation to sissydom), but the results are somewhat limited. I am a pantyslut.

Are you a Sissy Slut?

Exotic and arousing. Find out if you feel at home dressed up or going down, basically. Unfortunately it's not automated, but some of the best sissy quizzes aren't. I've got about 41.

Your Feminization Quotient

A fairly old standby for finding out how far you've gone as a sissy. I am at a lowly 49. Scoring is available on the general test page.

Fellatio Fanatic Test

Fairly in-depth with a variety of questions. OKCupid/Hello Quizzy used to have an excellent 'cocksucking slut test,' but unfortunately it disappeared.

Gender/Sex Quizzes

Looking for something a bit more mundane? Is your personality womanly without necessarily being too sissified? These quizzes honestly attempt to determine what sex you are.

The Spark Gender Quiz
(unfortunately requires a login)

Bases its analysis on pattern recognition, gender roles, perceptions, consensus and some other factors. I remember taking it years ago and getting a "0% certain you are a woman." Now I get a "24% certain you are a woman." I recommend answering honestly and seeing what you get.

BBC's Sex ID Quiz

Uses an assortment of biology and psychology to determine if your brain exhibits more masculine or feminine thought patterns. Fittingly, I guess, I ended up right in the middle with a 0. Apparently I've very good at rotating 3D shapes in my head though, so bonus!).

Should you be male or female?

Asks questions that aren't very stereotypical to guess at your sex. I am apparently either male or female.

The famed COGIATI

The COGIATI was developed as a means of helping inform people if they have transsexual tendencies. It provides an interesting view of your state of mind, but is only applicable for MTF transsexualism. I get a 65, which puts me in the middle androgynous category leaning towards feminity (Well, I did say I was a sissy and a tomboy!). But don't take the results too seriously, the test is only a "prototype" and not an accepted psychological profiling exam. There's also the longer (and attempting to be more psychologically applicable) SAGE.

Feel free to share any quizzes you really like. Like if you are a slut or even a cumslut.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

New Sissy

Sometimes sisters are the best.

(Fun etymology note: "sissy" originally came from a diminutive form of sister)

Next fap roulette is almost done, but we'll see if it looks as nice as the first one with an altered design.

Friday, July 22, 2011

ABCs of Sissification (Preset)

And now a treat - especially if you've never heard of SubViewer. SubViewer is a program that takes a series of images (and potentially an audio file) and displays them in quick succession (like the hypnotic flash images available from Hypnotic Wishes).

So here is my SubViewer preset The ABCs of Sissification (File->Download Original).

There are a few subviewer groups in the Yahoo Groups section. You could download SubViewer through SubViewer 1 (but it will require a yahoo login). Or you can grab it from my docs page here.

And of course if you're epilectic or get nauseaous watching fast moving images you'll want to avoid using SubViewer. You'll have to train yourself to be an awesome sissy some other way (like with fap roulettes or audio hypnosis!).

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Epiphany (Poster)

This is probably my favorite poster just because her expression is sooo perfect.

If I can find a decent way to host it expect something big tomorrow or the next day.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Sleeping Beauty Surprise

More captions! I am working on another fap roulette, but we'll see when it's done.

Photo from the uninspiringly named but arousingly filled Bob's T-Girls.

This is the first thing I've specifically created for this blog, so enjoy! Note: I do not condone illegally feeding hormone replacement drugs to other people (...much).

Also, not to be a comment whore (maybe a different kind of whore...), but feel free to leave a reaction or a comment. Be as critical or demanding as you like; it encourages me not to hoard my creations and will probably improve the quality of material here. Plus you'll be more likely to get topics you enjoy - you dirty slut.

Of course, if you're just here to fap try not to waste a drop :D

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Guidance (Poster)

The first of my inspirational posters for sissies - Guidance!

Sick of those lame motivational posters always plastered around workplaces? Well try something a bit more fitting. Inspiration was actually drawn from Steffi Marie Chen (whose forced femme caption blog has been taken down, but her motivational poster pictures are still available at Sissy Kiss in batches one and two).

I feel I need an obligatory "Poster? I barely knew her!" groaner for the crowd.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Anna is Ready for Training

I am pleased to see new followers. Particularly Annamalice, whose sissy self-hypnosis blog has sat on my Chrome dashboard favorites for months. Unfortunately her blog seems to be fast approaching its final posts.

Grazie mille per tua dedizione, Anna!

The name used in this short hypnosis/mind-control comic is only coincidental (it has been sitting on my hard drive for months), but I dedicate it to you regardless.

Photos of Anna from Extreme Ladyboys.

I can't promise consistent updates, but thanks for keeping tabs (I'll do what I can)!

Just Admit

Probably fitting for anyone who has ventured over here...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Sissy Training Roulette 1

I thought it only fitting to begin with the image that convinced me to create this blog in the first place.

(First posted on NewFapChan)

For the uninitiated this is a "fap roulette." A fap roulette is basically a set of instructions for masturbation (i.e. fapping) organized according to assigned numbers. This number can be from a random number generator or - the origin of fap roulettes - a chan board's post number.

For example:
If your post number were 30012203927 (or your random number generator created 3927), your W = 3, X = 9, Y = 2 and Z = 7. Or more detailed.

  • W3 - Always sit to pee. Make sure you wipe your clitty!
  • X9 - Power of 3! Do (3) [that is wear a bra that matches your panties as well as a skirt, heels and pantyhose], (6) [wearing the sluttiest makeup you can manage] and a consecutive Y minutes [Y in this example is 2, so 2 minutes] of tucking your clitty before you can move on to Y.
  • Y2 - Small fuck. 1 finger in ass while you fap.
  • Z7 - Cum in your panties and sleep in them.

Early fap roulettes focused on the porn you were to watch and what you did before and during fapping. Soon "cum lover" fap roulettes appeared, describing what you should do with your cum. Crossdressing, BSDM, and other roulette types soon appeared. And that's how we got here.

Of course, if you don't have a RNG or a chan board handy there's always online generators like Or you could flip 14 quarters and learn binary.

Let me know how you roll and how your W works out! Or your XYZ if you're feeling adventurous.

Since so many sissies (aspiring and full-fledged) seem to stop by this roulette: there's other great fap and sissification materials spread throughout the site, but if you ended up here you'd probably like the second Sissy Training Roulette.